This is Josh. I´m writing from a jail cell. YES A THIRD-WORLD JAIL CELL WITH INTERNET. It´s dial-up, though. CC is dead. Let me say it again in all caps. CC IS DEAD. I´m sorry to inform you, the collective anonymous internet user, surfing your message boards and typing things you´d never say in real life thanks to the veil the web of deceits provides, it is you that I am sorry to inform of CC´s death but I had to do it quickly and calling the states costs 24 cents a minute. IKNOWRIGHT!?!?!?!?
CC was trying to be polite at a restaurant, eating something that he didn´t think could possibly be food. Turns out, it wasn´t. He had eaten their mohogany flatware, mahoganyware if you will, and they were relics from an older time. So the family, in the fashion of that time, killed him and jailed me.
Someone needs to wire me thirty thousand dollars so I can make bail, though also in the fashion of that time, as I will have to hide it inside the carcass of a pig.
But yeah, we are having a GREAT TIME! Well, at least I am. CC wrote that last part. WHAT?¿
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