Also, I will kill CC in the jungle so that he can no longer post before me. IN THE JUNGLE THERE ARE NO LAWS AND EVEN IF THERE WERE THEY WOULD BE ENFORCED BY JUNGLE ANIMALS AND THEY HAVE NO SENSE OF JUSTICE!
I also forgot to mention that I was told we will be able to pirhana fish in the jungle. As in fish for pirhanas. We will probably use weaker fish (read: ALL OTHER FISH) as bait. My new goal for this trip is to see--with my own eyes--a swarm (pack? pride? google?) of pirhanas devour something and for it to be awesome. And it will most certainly be awesome if they are devouring anything that is not me, in which case it would be awesome but not enable me to tell the story as well. In fact, it would give CC a cool story and I cannot allow that to happen or else he will post it on this blog before me. TO THE JUNGLE!
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josh, what can I say, you did not let me down.... once a genius always a genius... I was laughing out loud as I read your entry.... I hope you survive the certain challenges of the jungle & can write more tomorrow. thank you i am a very large fan and I am waiting for more
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